Oh I thought it was the dad from Modern Family
I bet he could show Chris Brown a thing or 2 (See what I did there?)
You mean like magic tricks?
He thinks he can win in a fight against The Gay.
It’s always funny to see men facelifted so tight.
With obvious hairpieces…
see Burt Reynolds…
Who rape women on their private islands.
(just kidding, that didn’t happen)
“Keep Memory Alive foundation’s Power of Love Gala”
Seriously? Who names these events?? Someone who gets paid by the word?
Huey Lewis named this gala.
That’s the Power of Love!
Master illusionist David Copperfield couldn’t get a better hairpiece?
“David! David! Show us your give me a BJ or else pose”
The face of a rapist.
“Do my magic tricks do anything for you? No? How about my chest thumping, then?”
I’m sure the name Keep Memory Alive has nothing to do with how far down the totem pole of celeb status they had to go to get Copperfield.
The following is the absolute truth. Saw it with my own eyes:
About 15 years ago a local very high-end shopping plaza sponsored an event to benefit Alzheimer’s Awareness and Treatment. The name of the event? “An Affair to Remember.”
True story, I swear to Buddha!
Now for my next trick, I’ll glamour a showgirl!
So Uncle Jesse is a magician now?
At this point, I think he’s referring to his own memory.
Yeah, because nothing helps Keep Memory Alive like a few cases of Dom Pérignon.
Come at me, bro.
Where’s Westley Cage when he’s needed? He could challenge Copperfield to a duel douche.
“Call me ‘that guy from The Pretender’ one more time…”
What year am I in now, al?
I really miss his yearly televised specials. I thought they were very entertaining. Saw his show live from the 1st row, he puts on a fantastic show. Well worth the money.
This guy has to be about 60 now
Remember me? No, really, I used to bang Claudia Schiffer.
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