1. *Burp*
    “Whoopi….when you gunna…..drop the Pat SNL act…jesus”

  2. Sho…. Danshon saysh your are a WILDCAT.

  3. Swearin

    “You know, there’s a reason they called my character Mr. Big”

  4. ThisWIllHurt

    “Your hair makes me want to go poop.”

  5. Remember when she was funny? Nah, me neither.

  6. And what would you like to ask the wise turtle?

  7. Penny Marshall looks like shit.

  8. When did Whoopi morph into this Groucho Marx/Yoda persona?

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Listen, I just want to thank you for donating your time and money Will.I.Am.

  10. Listen I’m in a rush. It’s a black Benz. Get a move-on.

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