1. Chrissy…you old whore!

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Oh yeah, that’s right sweetie…..I got a whole BOTTLE of organic multi vitamins in my pocket…how bout we sneak away from here and take them all at once!”

    (Somers begins to run hand down chest towards crotch)

  3. Wanna come over and master my thighs?

  4. tlmck

    “Oh Mr. Roper!”

  5. Jentilly

    “Come on, knock on my door!”

  6. Emma Watson's Vagina

    the sad thing is she is more doable than nicole Eggert. well good for her sad for Nicole.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Larry is finally getting some.

  8. Grafikman

    “Aallmost therrre… his wallet!”

  9. Somebody better clue the old dude in, if Suzanne starts calling him Mr. Furley and asks about ‘working out a deal on the back rent’, just go with it.

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