“I banged Jennifer.. Just thought you should know…”

“I know, I banged your brother… Just thought you should know…”

“When I think about you, I touch myself.”
“Dude, I don’t know that song.”
“What song?”

Performing where? In the kind of theater where they hand out tissues?

It’s rare to see Skeletor and Mum-Ra work together like this.

Does Kim K know he stole her mic?

“I know it was you, Pedro. You broke my heart, Papi.”

“This won’t hurt. It’s just a little prick.”

You sure this isn’t David Hasselhoff and Paul Shaffer?

“I’ve got a J-Lo sandwich here — hold the J-Lo, for a… Casper?”

That’s odd, you don’t smell like a corpse!

Grandpa ass.

Pitbull my friend…if you would only feed your butt, it would not eat your pants,no?

“You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex?”