1. “I banged Jennifer.. Just thought you should know…”

    “I know, I banged your brother… Just thought you should know…”

  2. Raoul

    “When I think about you, I touch myself.”
    “Dude, I don’t know that song.”
    “What song?”

  3. Performing where? In the kind of theater where they hand out tissues?

  4. It’s rare to see Skeletor and Mum-Ra work together like this.

  5. Does Kim K know he stole her mic?

  6. catapostrophe

    “I know it was you, Pedro. You broke my heart, Papi.”

  7. “This won’t hurt. It’s just a little prick.”

  8. You sure this isn’t David Hasselhoff and Paul Shaffer?

  9. Fredical

    “I’ve got a J-Lo sandwich here — hold the J-Lo, for a… Casper?”

  10. cc

    That’s odd, you don’t smell like a corpse!

  11. Skip Ridiculous

    Pitbull my friend…if you would only feed your butt, it would not eat your pants,no?

  12. journalschism

    “You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex?”

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