Madge is helping her prodigy.

Madonna presents Victoria Beckham the Woolmark Prize in London.

Madonna looks like shit!

Looks like Madonna has gone over the borderline.

“psst..Lindsay….give me the mic before you make an ass out of yourself, you’re drunk again!”

“And now, to give the keynote address at the succubi convention…”

The Resistance kept sending back Victoria’s future self to save her from plastic surgeons. They had a message for her: No fake but what you make.

Is this the Overeaters Anonymous meeting?

“And now to kill Madonna and steal her cache of souls!”

she’s looking into the future when all her plastic surgery expires.

Wow! She ALMOST smiled!

wow . a new first when zombies attack other zombies.

When zombies attack zombies!!!!

Totally thought this was Madonna at first.

Maybe it’s Madonna from another dimension where plastic surgery does not exist .. like the Spooky Fish.

Here at our next exhibit, we have a skeleton wrapped artfully in paper mache.

Sarah Jessica Parker at her finest.

Demi went blonde?

Man, that sure is one ugly woman. And the blond lady has seen better days too.

Hey David, I bet you wish you had seen Posh’s mum before marrying her, eh?

The old guy from poltergeist in drag

I’m not buying it. That’s a cardboard cutout of Victoria.
You can tell because she looks all two-dimensional, and still weighs more than the real one.

Posh looks like one of Finn’s chicks from “Adventure Time.”

she never smiles because of her piggy little face… which is why she never eats! oink!

Is she seriously doing the dougie in the middle of Donatella’s rendition of “Ave Maria”?!