superficial

  1. mike

    I have a sudden urge to stop, collaborate and listen.

  2. pavement_smear

    Benjamin Button in a baby jumper?

  3. CrashHell

    Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People…

  4. mnsuperbee

    This is a good look, just enough bulge to keep people guessing…

  5. Raoul

    “I’ll take ‘Shit You Cannot Unsee” for $800, Alex.”

  6. She probably thought that was going to be a lot sexier than it turned out.

  7. I like it when chicks have their own sex hammocks. Let’s you know they mean business.

  8. Frank Burns

    After his defeat by Rocky Balboa, a shamed Drago joined the cabaret circuit, winning lukewarm acclaim for his “I must break dance you” musical routine.

  9. “Oh oh ohohoh …The Right Stuff!”

  10. It’s about time we solved the North Korea problem by using our angry lesbian catapult.

  11. “WE LOVE YOU MILEY!”
    “Who said that?”

  12. Deacon Jones

    You have to give Sting props for always recreating himself.

  13. Some trannies just need an Ace bandage to keep their junk tucked away. This one needs harnesses and a Chinese wire-fu team.

  14. Hey – a live action performance of “Dune” with that fat, ugly dude flying around the room! Tickets available where now?

  15. Fishballs

    “Hey Kids! It’s time for The Lesbian Muppet Show!”

  16. Worst Real Doll ever.

  17. Brigette Neilsen reenacting her first sexual experience with Arnold.

  18. Looks like she’s squatting to drop some friends off at the pool…

  19. Pat the Parachute Ninja.

  20. Inky Black

    Cool! A new Thunderbirds movie! When’s it out?

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