Pedobear! Height != age. Come on man, you’re off your game!

That’s a regular-sized teddy bear, by the way.

“Man! I’m going to have to gnaw my own arm off to get away from this one. It’s almost like a gotdam bear … trap … Noooo!”

Must be that bear back sex you hear about

Oh, to be the leg of that teddy bear. Btw, it looks looks she got some new tits.

The bear must have done good…she looks out like a light.

She has her hand on pedobear’s dick.
She’s horny alright.

Show me on the bear where Klitschko touched you.

Right in love with herself.

Thrust, thrust, thrust, Ooooooooh!

another serial celeb giving random handjobs to stuffed animals.

So that movie, “Ted” was actually a documentary…???

Photo taken by a very jealous Sock Monkey.

Uh, oh, Larry! You’d better stay away from Chris Brown’s girl or he’ll bitch slap you!

True fact, that Teddy Bear was free in a box of Lucky Charms.

Letter from Bear earier that day: “Dear Mom, I should be able to send you more money soon, as my girlfriend promised me a hand job.”