1. So I shove my fist in his arse like this and work him like a puppet…

  2. Lita

    No, sir, that’s Quentin Tarantino about to kiss Clive Owen.

  3. Cock Dr

    I like Clive.
    UK accents, unless attached to flat faced faux vampires, just kill me.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Did they just run a marathon dressed as waiters?

  5. cc

    What do you mean ‘Croupier’ has nothing to do with balls?

  6. Two Shoes

    “… so then I reached right in there and grabbed his cock, and it was hard, ya know? His balls were all over the place but man, his cock was just throbbing” “uh huh” “Then he looks up at me without me missing a beat and says ‘Gym tan laundry bro, grab that mother fucking cock’ lol” “ROTFL! What a queer!”

  7. Little Tongue

    “Cut the crap and slip me that yummy tongue of yours. Oh baby…”

  8. “We gotta split man, I just sharted!!”

  9. George P Burdell

    “I am afraid I might be Khloe Kardashian’s real father.”

  10. Buddy the Elf

    “Is that onions? Onions and Ketchup?”

  11. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    QT: “I like women’s feet!”
    CO: “I like my own accent.”

  12. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Never thought I’d see Quentin Tarantino whisper sweet nothings into Mel Gibson’s ear.

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