The symbols on her pants are Sanskrit for “Wide Load.”

Gross!

Beep Beep Beep Beep

The Japanese have a nickname for her: “Shirokabocha.” She thinks it means “The White Shadow.” It really means “The White Pumpkin.”

Seen here at the IMAX head office donating a bunch of her old white panties to be used as screens in their theaters. What an eco-friendly lady she is!

seems like instead of sporting some glittery tribal crap, she could use that billboard of an ass for the forces of good, and advertise for pet adoptions, or abortion rights, hell even “Jesus is Coming” wouldn’t make that Island of Doctor Moreau beast any more ridiculous.

If she wore sweats that said “juicy” on the ass, people would be screaming “just juice it already, it’s fucking ripe enough!”

You really gotta wonder what kind of toilet they have in their house. Is it some kind of industrial thing or maybe made for giant fat people or maybe one of those special handicap toilets.

Whatever it is, it can’t be normal.

That’s the tackiest, sleaziest, cheapest looking bike rack I’ve ever seen!

I’d like to meet the windshield responsible for her face.

“A camel is an even-toed ungulate within the genus Camelus, bearing distinctive fatty deposits known as humps on its back. There are two species of camels: the dromedary or Arabian camel has a single hump, and the bactrian has two humps.”

needs license plat instead of fake tramp stamp

I’d pay $20 for the sheer enjoyment of watching her on a pogo stick

I thought it was Christina Aguilera at first!

Is it titty tuesday already

Great, she has to push it out: the Milky Way’s rotation is now 35 million years and 15 minutes.

Her ass is eating her pants.

I dont know, she seems like such an Ass.

A circus and carnival rides all in one package.

Scarrrry!!!!!

she must have been wearing the new Reebok ass un-toning platform shoes,, think they are called “walk and load”

Ah, white trash at its finest.