Jean-Claude Van Damme on the set of Welcome To The Jungle in Puerto Rico. (February 14, 2012)
MOVE: Sideburn forest chop…
LOL! That just made my day. Well played.
Asians will take pictures of anything….anywhere.
Kim’s in the bushes! Where’s the hunky black co-star?
I hope he doesn’t get stung by any SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BEES, BEES
Welcome To The Jungle Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, the fifth straight to DVD movie by the actor shot entirely on an iPhone.
Couldn’t be Galaxy, Eve? Or HTC? Oh, no, it had to be Apple.
I have to say, at 51, those sinews on his arms are pretty impressive. The “sinews” around his midsection, however…
I am told the budget for this movie is in the thousands of dollars.
The Situation was disappointed in this photo of Jean Claude Van Damme whacking off.
Not seen on this picture: a very big jungle creature, having his foreskin tugged at by ‘stache man.
Prediction: this will end in a blood or semen bath, depending on the degree of horniness of said creature.
Jack and the Beanstock is gonna be the best gay porno ever!
He’s in good shape for a 1890s lumberjack…
Zat’d be Danielle Trejeaux, sank you.
Not pictured: camo action-fluffer.
He doesn’t look very Tanaka to me.
Lemmy Kilmister: Action Hero
“Can’t a guy go into the woods for a dump without the paps taking a picture?”
Seldom seen in the wild the Van Damme is a reclusive creature.
Due to studio cutbacks, all filming is done by iPhone.
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