1. MILF

    “Who’s got something Clooney never touched?”

  2. Apparently chicks are better looking when standing next to Clooney because this chick has a butta face

  3. SSHGuru

    Cmon, you know you’d take any of Clooney’s leftovers.

  4. Nobody underarm farts like the Italians.

  5. Killing

    I Fucked a Celebrity has a time slot waiting on Bravo.

  6. Cock Dr

    She is really stretching those 15 minutes.

  7. Little Tongue

    The Statue of Liberty has never looked so jolly.

  8. Well, I suppose one way to prove “Pain is Love” is to mash your own boob and look happy about it.

  9. “One more box of Kleenex please!”

  10. catapostrophe

    “By a show of hands, how many people here have male genitalia?”

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