“Who’s got something Clooney never touched?”
Apparently chicks are better looking when standing next to Clooney because this chick has a butta face
Considering that you would do roadkill if it was dressed in a tutu – ah, you should be so lucky-, I find it a bit rich that you call her butter face, lard boy.
Lucky, I wouldn’t do her with your dick.
Good thing he was just a “father figure” to her… dumb ass
Cmon, you know you’d take any of Clooney’s leftovers.
But now they’re Steve-O’s leftovers too. That changes things.
Hmmm that does change the rules a bit.
I’d take Traylor Howard.
Nobody underarm farts like the Italians.
I Fucked a Celebrity has a time slot waiting on Bravo.
She is really stretching those 15 minutes.
Her contract with Clooney guaranteed her at least 20 minutes. I hear the current one got 22.
The Statue of Liberty has never looked so jolly.
Well, I suppose one way to prove “Pain is Love” is to mash your own boob and look happy about it.
“One more box of Kleenex please!”
“By a show of hands, how many people here have male genitalia?”
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Elisabetta Canalis at the Sanremo Music Festival in Italy. (February 14, 2012)