Elisabetta Canalis at the Sanremo Music Festival in Italy. (February 14, 2012)
“Who’s got something Clooney never touched?”
Apparently chicks are better looking when standing next to Clooney because this chick has a butta face
Considering that you would do roadkill if it was dressed in a tutu – ah, you should be so lucky-, I find it a bit rich that you call her butter face, lard boy.
Lucky, I wouldn’t do her with your dick.
Good thing he was just a “father figure” to her… dumb ass
Cmon, you know you’d take any of Clooney’s leftovers.
But now they’re Steve-O’s leftovers too. That changes things.
Hmmm that does change the rules a bit.
I’d take Traylor Howard.
Nobody underarm farts like the Italians.
I Fucked a Celebrity has a time slot waiting on Bravo.
She is really stretching those 15 minutes.
Her contract with Clooney guaranteed her at least 20 minutes. I hear the current one got 22.
The Statue of Liberty has never looked so jolly.
Well, I suppose one way to prove “Pain is Love” is to mash your own boob and look happy about it.
“One more box of Kleenex please!”
“By a show of hands, how many people here have male genitalia?”
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