Yes, Chewie was my favorite Star Wars character.
Fat fucking Pig. I hate Oprah.
Well I guess someone is trying to reclaim their ownership of the term wookie-wallet…
So now we know Jabba smokes cloves.
And the student has surpassed the master, or in this case, the slave princess has surpassed the Hutt.
“Look at the size of that thing?” – Red 2
“Cut the chatter Red 2.”
Well played sir.
dudes in the background are the aicn geeknerd 30 year olds that follow princess leia all around dreaming of the day she marries them in her slave leia outfit.
Darth: “I’m your father!”
Luke: “I’m your brother!”
Jabba: “I’m your uncle! And yes, I’m afraid it runs in the family. Have your blood sugar checked regularly…”
But where’s Rhea Pearlman? Did they break up?
What the fuck Patton Oswald just had short hair, what is this witchery?
Help me, Jenny Craig! You’re my only hope!
“Adele, congrats on the Grammy!”
It’s “Princess I-Really-Got-To-Lay-Down”
I will NOT dis the princess.
Even though she is making it pretty goddamned easy.
Little known fact that Jabba the Hut met his demise when Princess Leia ate him.
“ET phone a neck transplant specialist!”
Dammit Lucas…your 3D conversion has gone horribly wrong!
On the bright side, now SHE holds the chain to the dancing girls.
LOLOLOL! Her holding lithe dancing girls on a chain makes the horror a bit easier to behold
Camel toe? More like Jabba’s armpit, amirite?
Yes. Because a cigarette is *really* what you need right now.
That’s no moon!
The force is strong with her…By force I of course mean gravity.
You mean Jenny Craig is a sham? Who knew?
Bullshit. That’s Danny Devito!
It looks like slave Leia has spent a lot of time with her hand in the frog jar
“My doctor told me to stop eating beef jerky.” “He didnt say anything about smoking it!!” (wink wink)
Hope that thing doesn’t blow up in her face.
All class and no bra…
Wow, I thought Roseanne was doing pretty good!
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Carrie Fisher at LAX. (February 14, 2012)