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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    When I look at that woman’s forehead, the first words that come to mind are longitude and latitude.

  2. Adam

    It’s as if Warick Davis’s Leprechaun character had sex with the giant prop head in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

  3. RAAAAAAMINGGGG SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. So how long has he been dating Ben Franklin?

  5. She needs to rent that forehead. She could make some big bucks with advertising.

  6. bonerspunk

    Unless she has two vagina’s, I can’t think of any other reason he’s with this thing!

  7. Cock Dr

    Jim needs people to laugh at him so badly that he has taken up with this very peculiar creature.
    It’s female, I think.

  8. ReaderLeafer

    Forget Gaga’s facial prosthetics. This woman has nascent devil horns just waiting to break the surface. Run, Jim, ruuuuunnn!

  9. Shroeder

    Talented Jim Carrey also speaks Kilngon apparently

  10. She must have some sexual skill that is just short of miraculous…either that, or she has photos of Jim from a Thai ladyboy vacation extravaganza.

  11. Bonky

    I think he’s dating her for the comedic value.

  12. “We secretly replaced Jim Carrey’s girlfriend with Nicole Richie, to see he could tell the difference.”

  13. Jim finally found a woman with a head his jokes can’t make it over.

  14. cc

    She makes me think of the Great Gazoo.

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Anastasia ‘my weird is all on the outside’ Vitkina

  16. ChickenHawk

    She has an uncanny resemblance to Jool from Farscape. Jim Carrey must be a Sci-Fi fan.

    http://farscape.borderline-angel.com/Images/Jool/jool001.jpg

  17. Sad Panda

    You know, bangs are really underused these days, don’t you think?

  18. Clown Shoes

    I wonder how many hats she’s been given as gifts. The only thing that forehead is missing is a “Golden Palace.com”.

  19. Jill Ess

    After the Emma Stone incident, his only dating success is with Russian mail-order brides.

  20. Fuck five-head!! That’s a six-head if I ever saw one!

  21. I can see her forehead from my house!

  22. shellybe

    she looks like that kristen wiig character with the baby hands

  23. journalschism

    1980s Klingons called. They want their look back.

  24. cutthecrap

    Yeah so she pretty much looks like the dude from The Three Stooges. Yeah that one.

  25. Biff

    Her forehead makes me love Christina Ricci.

  26. foog

    I tried to google some pics to prove that she is actually quite attractive and that all you neckbeards should be a little less quick to leap to judgment. But holy shit, she is one disgusting sack of klingon fugly!

  27. Raoul

    “Wait. Is that Emma Stone over there? Emma! EMMA!”

  28. We might need a Very Special MIP this week, with all these captions and this same picture over and over again. I nearly had a stroke from laughing.

  29. Horrified

    NASA called – they want their launchpad back…

  30. George P Burdell

    How crazy is Jenny McCarthy if Jim Carrey thinks this is a good trade?

  31. richie

    she’s a heckuva dancer and has the power to move objects with her ginormous brain.

  32. They just finished carving “Jim Carrey loves Frasier Crane” on a dying elm tree

  33. GERMANY

    YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT FOREHEAD

  34. Colostomy Bag

    Cosmonauts have been known to use her to practice their moon landings on.

  35. bigalkie

    All the money in the world and Jim Carey can’t outrun his breeding.

  36. Sliver

    Jim Carrey likes a LOT of head.

  37. Sliver

    Tyra Banks and Christina Ricci called…you know the rest.

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