In every picture, there’s a heavy-legged matronly woman saying it all with her eyes.
That’s a runway? It looks like she’s running to the bathroom before she either pulls a Snooki or a Christina.
You see the waiter on the right, the one who looks like he just got an instant hard-on? Zoom in and it turns out that’s a woman.
Security’s going to get fired. She’s supposed to be watching the crowd.
Supermodel Job Description: I got lucky at birth and I can walk. Respect my talent!
That describes everyone under 30 in Hollywood too.
Another mobile clothes rack that never eats…
Send in the femboooots!!
God those shoes are ugly, is it high heels for ladies who seek to defy bunions?
They have runways at the Holiday Inn now?
She’s walking like she’s got chapped pissflaps.
almost did a spit take on that one – nice job.
Twenty bucks says everyone attending that thing is an A-hole.
What we don’t hear is the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever.
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Miranda Kerr walks the runway during the David Jones Autumn/Winter 2012 season launch in Sydney, Australia. (February 15, 2012)