1. JC

    In every picture, there’s a heavy-legged matronly woman saying it all with her eyes.

  2. Colin

    That’s a runway? It looks like she’s running to the bathroom before she either pulls a Snooki or a Christina.

  3. You see the waiter on the right, the one who looks like he just got an instant hard-on? Zoom in and it turns out that’s a woman.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Security’s going to get fired. She’s supposed to be watching the crowd.

  5. Supermodel Job Description: I got lucky at birth and I can walk. Respect my talent!

  6. Frank The Duck

    Another mobile clothes rack that never eats…

  7. Black Zebra

    Send in the femboooots!!

  8. Colostomy Bag

    God those shoes are ugly, is it high heels for ladies who seek to defy bunions?

  9. tlmck

    They have runways at the Holiday Inn now?

  10. vandinz

    She’s walking like she’s got chapped pissflaps.

  11. catapostrophe

    Twenty bucks says everyone attending that thing is an A-hole.

  12. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    What we don’t hear is the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever.

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