This guy is the Jeremy Lin of douches… seemingly able to top the previous day’s douchieness when it appears impossible to do so.
BTW, you’re not allowed to pick up roadkill in NY.
That pelt looks like it came from a small timid animal… the only one that this frail douche could possibly kill…
High chance it came from couple hundred small timid animals. Douche squared.
He’s mocking us.
Just taunting our hatred of him. I see it in his eyes.
Don’t look. Don’t fall under.
I hope that pelt has fleas. And ticks. Ticks with Lyme disease.
He deserves to be in a Honduran prison.
Nicely played sparky…poor taste AND ahead of the breaking news timeline. big thumbs up!
Waxes his eyebrows, but doesn’t shave his shoulders. Weird.
Johnny Weir? Is it Olympics time already?
I cannot save you, People of Westeros, but you’ll have a faaabulous funeral.
Spiderman better watch out. Kraven the Hunter is back and he’s FABULOUS!
Hopefully Jared goes out exactly the same way.
What’s with all the women at this sausage party
That hair? You never go full Gordon Gekko.
“So does this look work? I’m trying everything and I just can’t figure out what to do. Does this make me look like a pussy or a dude ? I can’t keep this up much longer. Please, somebody give me some guidance.”
fucking fuck i hate this fucking douche
Unisex…sure, I’d use that adjective to describe him.
I’m trying out for Brokeback Mountain 2. Wanna practice?
I’m the king of Owl CIty, hence forth you shall be called Sir Bag of Douche
I’m guessing Jared here is the only person to fall for the ol’ “Unisex Collection” gag.
He’s dressing rather douchey lately, but I’d still do him.
A shot of this guy with taxidermy on his neck makes me wish for a picture of Ashton Kutcher in a scarf in exactly the same way a picture of Courtney and Doug lolling about with strawberries on a boat makes me wish for a picture of Speidi with weapons in camouflage.
Everything really is getting worse, isn’t it?
Clearly slowly turning into a lemur…
“Oh yeah? You knit? How quaint. I’ve been killing my clothes for years now.”
omg those captivating blue eyes, Jared is so grogeous :)
I’ll say it again… he was so hot in My So-Called Life and now he looks like K.D. Lang. Such a bummer.
It’s one-expression man!
They’re making a sequel to Zoolander?1? How come I’m just finding out about this now?1?
1994 called, they want their shit back.
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Jared Leto at the Rad By Rad Hourani Unisex Collection #5 in New York City. (February 14, 2012)