1. “No, I’m waiting for a Korean.”

  2. bonerspunk

    “Yes, I said I need Valtrex, no this isn’t Paris Hilton!”

  3. SSHGuru

    I don’t see Jessica Alba in that picture.

  4. Bonky

    “I’ve been sitting here for an hour and I haven’t seen one mexican dude call me a whore while trying to get a picture of me. New York is weird.”

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Hi honey. What’s the buzz?…Why’s everyone laughing?”

  6. Ollie

    Looks a bit like Rose Byrne in that pic.

  7. Jason H

    I really like her look without all the spray-on tan.

  8. Biff

    Without that gaudy lipstick she wears I can’t tell it’s her.

  9. Jonas Grumby

    “Its been 16 minutes and I still haven’t saved 15% or more on my car insurance! Fuck you, Geico!”

  10. Buddy the Elf

    Relieved to see that she is a total bitch on either coast.

  11. spartacus

    I think firecrotch next to her looks pretty.

  12. tlmck

    Babe, come pick me up. There is some bitch here who is hotter than me.

  13. lily


  14. richie

    always a hottie, period.

  15. Steelerchick

    She’s waiting for Cash’s nails to dry. It’s Famiy Day.

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Does Hillary Duff really look like me, now that she’s pregnant?”

  17. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “I’m really going for that Rose Byrne look.. Or is it Bryne. You know from Bridesmaids?”

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