“No, I’m waiting for a Korean.”
“Yes, I said I need Valtrex, no this isn’t Paris Hilton!”
I don’t see Jessica Alba in that picture.
“I’ve been sitting here for an hour and I haven’t seen one mexican dude call me a whore while trying to get a picture of me. New York is weird.”
“Hi honey. What’s the buzz?…Why’s everyone laughing?”
Looks a bit like Rose Byrne in that pic.
I really like her look without all the spray-on tan.
Without that gaudy lipstick she wears I can’t tell it’s her.
“Its been 16 minutes and I still haven’t saved 15% or more on my car insurance! Fuck you, Geico!”
Relieved to see that she is a total bitch on either coast.
I think firecrotch next to her looks pretty.
Babe, come pick me up. There is some bitch here who is hotter than me.
always a hottie, period.
She’s waiting for Cash’s nails to dry. It’s Famiy Day.
“Does Hillary Duff really look like me, now that she’s pregnant?”
“I’m really going for that Rose Byrne look.. Or is it Bryne. You know from Bridesmaids?”
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