Offshot heckler “Keep smilin’ honey! Your career is over!”

A The Mask reboot? I’m in.

This is what I would expect a cadaver to look like after floating in the ocean for a day.

Oh. *laughs* I forgot she existed.

You’re not fooling me, Heigl. I still remember you being an insufferable cunt.

Thought bubble above her head: “I’m a stupid bitch.”

“For a minute there I was famous!”

“I have to go. Shitty romantic comedies don’t make themselves.”

I still think she’s gorgeous, and I’d get her horizontal like a cowboy ropin’ a calf!