superficial

  1. Offshot heckler “Keep smilin’ honey! Your career is over!”

  2. A The Mask reboot? I’m in.

  3. This is what I would expect a cadaver to look like after floating in the ocean for a day.

  4. Oh. *laughs* I forgot she existed.

  5. You’re not fooling me, Heigl. I still remember you being an insufferable cunt.

  6. Thought bubble above her head: “I’m a stupid bitch.”

  7. Jackie

    “For a minute there I was famous!”

  8. “I have to go. Shitty romantic comedies don’t make themselves.”

  9. I still think she’s gorgeous, and I’d get her horizontal like a cowboy ropin’ a calf!

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