Offshot heckler “Keep smilin’ honey! Your career is over!”
A The Mask reboot? I’m in.
This is what I would expect a cadaver to look like after floating in the ocean for a day.
Oh. *laughs* I forgot she existed.
You’re not fooling me, Heigl. I still remember you being an insufferable cunt.
Thought bubble above her head: “I’m a stupid bitch.”
“For a minute there I was famous!”
“I have to go. Shitty romantic comedies don’t make themselves.”
I still think she’s gorgeous, and I’d get her horizontal like a cowboy ropin’ a calf!
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