superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    The lipstick really brings out his eyes

  2. A Terminator reboot? I’m in.

  3. “What’s that? My hat? Oh, it’s a “c” for “cock”, as in, “i want a lot of it”.”

  4. Just get in the car, Emperor Palpatine.

  5. duh!

    I don’t think he knows that all the Twilight movies are finally freakin’ done! There are no more Jeremy! Stop trying to audition for a part!

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “You there, handsome. Get in the car.”
    “Excuse me? I don’t even know you, why would I-”
    “You will get in the car.”
    “I. WILL. GET. IN. THE. CAR.”
    “And Iron Man was the gayest Avenger, Hawk-Eye was super bad-ass.”

  7. We’re all screwed – the Cyberhomo 3000 has laser vision!

  8. American Werewolf in London

  9. lillaliket

    Bill Maher, is that you?

  10. Swearin

    If he had Damien powers all this time, how come Hawkeye doesn’t have his own movie?

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