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  1. B&WMinstrel

    I bet the North Koreans don’t have a bomb at all

  2. Rico Jones

    So she has been reduced to celebrity competitions? She must have a terrible agent. I’d think she could at least get work doing LifeTime Channel movies or something.

    PS. I would still fuck her.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    OK, wait… is this “Splash” reality TV thing really what fat tub of fuck can make the biggest splash?

  4. A Cocoon reboot? I’m in.

  5. I don’t think “splash” adequately describes what is coming next…

  6. jorge

    a louie anderson reboot? i’m in

  7. your mom

    is it really ‘reality tv if you get to train for it ahead of time? Isn’t that like, cheating?

  8. Get it over with…We all know you’re going to end up hooking up with Louie Anderson!

  9. Oh, hey, my bad. Louis Anderson doesn’t look bad at all, here.

  10. Thank God she isn’t training for a mermaid movie because I’d hate to see a an innocent whale get chopped in half.

  11. Indiana Jones

    cankles!

  12. Meanwhile frightened Indonesians are gathering their belongings by the thousands and heading to higher ground.

  13. This is what happens when Charles stops being in charge. (Not God in charge, Willie Aames. Charles.)

  14. I really hope one of these fatasses snaps the diving board off at least once.

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