1. Jude was surprised to learn that they had a microphone in another color besides black…
    His friend? Not so much…

  2. “You keep pushing that mic in my face, and I’m going to bang your wife.”

  3. An Iron Man reboot? I’m in.

  4. “What do you think? We’re going to spring it on Kim Kardashian on April Fool’s day.”

  5. Turning his head to your right while wearing a tight jacket has a horrible side effect on his neck…

  6. Papa Smurf said you would know what to do with this.

  7. “Now that you’ve got the head firmly situated on the platter, using the blue baton in your hand, you simply strike it sharply right at the temple and it should crack right open, rather like an oyster.”

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