“So, Billy, so listen, while the popcorn guy is filling my bag, he asks me how I’m doing. So I say, ‘Listen, you’re not paid to fucking ask how the fuck you think I am! What the fuck is it to you? I’ll tell you how I am, I’m shitty, because I’m standing in this line with my goddamn shoes half-stuck to the sticky-ass floor talking to some idiot instead of sitting court side with Billy Crystal! Yeah, that’s right! Billy fucking Crystal! ‘ And the popcorn guy says, ‘Forget Paris! He was a basketball ref.’ So I says, ‘Forget Paris? I never knew him in the first place!’ Fucking idiot, amirite?”
Wow, Tommy, whatever happened to “a shake for breakfast and a shake for lunch, followed by a sensible meal”?
All of those are just a part of his midnight snack now.
LOL…I forgot about that ad campaign. Shit, you’re old like me.
42 and counting!
Tommy Lasorda: “And I’m pounding this broad… ohhhhh! Bada Bing, Bada Bang”
Billy Crystal: “You know I had myself surgically altered into a lesbian, right?”
“This is the worst baseball game I have ever seen!”
“Why did you bring me here? Everybody looks at me funny when I jerk off to the cheerleaders!”
Tommy Lasorda is still ALIVE?
Same here, I swear I thought he died several years ago.
A shake for breakfast, two shakes for lunch, a sensible dinner, three shakes for lunch…
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Billy Crystal and Tommy Lasorda at a Clippers game in Los Angeles. (February 9, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, WENN