Taylor Swift performing at The O2 Arena in London. (February 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, WENN
If she just opened her mouth like that for the men she dates maybe she wouldn’t be broken up with so many of them…
Taylor Swift performing her new country single “You broke my heart so
now I am going to fucking kill you in your sleep (If I can find out
where you are hiding)”.
…and so Taylor Swift’s transformation into ‘Banjo Courtney Love’ begins…
♫ “Will the cherry stay unbroken … ” ♪
+1 for the BioShock: Infinite reference
Finally! Some serious competition for Steve Martin!
It’s hard to look “badass rock and roll” when you’re sporting a Roy Clark relic….
It’s hard to look “badass rock and roll” while wearing something that looks like it was taken out of a figure skater’s trash, complete with the flesh-tone piece of modesty-fabric.
“He ate a crocodile!”
Love me, love my banjo.
I doubt it’s plugged in, and if it is, here’s hoping it’s turned down in the mix. Same goes for the banjo.
I’d like to dedicate this to my next boyfriend, I call it “YOU Are the Man of Constant Sorrow.”
Paddle faster! I hear banjo music!
That’s a 6 string banjo and sounds like a guitar. Nothing like the 5 string that Steve Martin play and does so very well. Taylor Swift looks great!
I love banjos. This talentless mop handle doesn’t deserve its glory.
And this is in no way a metaphor for female masturbation
I wonder if she’s managed to snare another man yet? The next album isn’t going to write itself.
I think I could overlook the fact that she’s emotionally stuck at twelve years old forever.
“Oh Taylor! Those mean girls were sooo mean to you! Let the disrobing commence!”
It’s a pity that she’s actually really hot but totally un-doable. You’re better off with chicks like Katy Perry who by night are desperate to shake off their conservative christian childhood edicts but by the next day are too ashamed by said edicts to ever right a song about you.
Not that I’ve put a lot of thought into this or anything…
“I been workin’ hard ya’ll. I know how to play both strings on this sucker!”
♫ MEN SUCK!!… I’M A VICTIM!!… GIRL POWER!!.
I’ve got a banjo you can strum, girly…right HERE! Be careful so you avoid getting any “music” on your dress.
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