Reese Witherspoon in Los Angeles. (December 5, 2011)
“I may have a broken finger but that guy will not survive my chin jabs…”
She is preparing challenge Rumer Willis for the title of “Empress Chin.”
HAHAhA Freeway reference?? “My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile”
She was reaching to fix her chair and hit her chin…
She was reaching to fix her hair and hit her chin…
chin stretching exercises
“We must, we must, we must increase our jut!”
Uh Uh y’all…I ain’t gonna talk ’bout fight club. Ain’t gonna do it.
I assuming someone punched her in the nose.
This could have her out of the tea drinking scene for months
It was about to happen sometime. The chin is beginning to show self-awareness as it begins making it’s desperate bid for the rest of the face.
Bitter Beer Face!
Her cooter must have chomped back when she was trying to pull her yoga pants out of that huge camel toe she had last week.
Much like a dead star, her face is starting to collapse in on itself.
Pussy with a chin issue…
That thing is like Daffy Duck’s bill.
Alternatively: She must be trying to push her underwear out of her cervix.
I guess the girl she was fooling around with was not ready for the one in the stink…
That’s a look that says Depends.
There is just so much to make fun of here…
Trying to get Kim K to pinky swear that she’ll send back her wedding gifts wasn’t such a good idea after all…
les jeux sont fait.
The space on her face, it don’t say “come hither”,
When Reese drops a piece, more than spoons just wither.
When it comes to bad beef, She delivers da’ liver.
It’s the Gas Face
Don’t quit your day job.
He is Viggo!
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