David Beckham at The Home Depot Center in Carson, CA. (December 3, 2012)
-Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“hey mr. beckham do you remember your first blowjob?”
“how’d you get the taste out of your mouth?”
In 5 years, he and Bono are going to merge together in one merger of douche-dom.
“mmm…I don’t remember Victoria smelling this good. Oh right, that’s my nuts”
Looking for work already… oh, wait. The Home Depot Center is an arena, isn’t it?
He does appear to be contemplating the best choice of drywall repair personnel.
“Mmmm, that’s a tasty booger.”
Can’t wait to see how his tattoos will look in a few years
They will be cooler than that fucking beanie.
Aw, he wants us to believe he’s thinking. How cute!
“Hmmmm…a GoldenPalace tattoo across my forehead would look really good”
David..Try and look perplexed!
What could he possibly be doing in Home Depot to look like that? Converting Fahrenheit to Celsius in his head?
“Which one of these Home Depot workers do I choose to carry my stuff to my car…”
I do not understand the appeal of this guy – his is fucking UGLY – reminds me of that Biggest Loser Bob Harper
“Mmm…that’s why they call them the Spice Girls.”
“There’s a little black spot on the sun today.”
“I’m gonna miss those Lakers cheerleaders…”
Hmmmmm mahogany or walnut, so many choices!!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.