1. jorge

    “hey mr. beckham do you remember your first blowjob?”

    “hehe, yeah”

    “how’d you get the taste out of your mouth?”

  2. In 5 years, he and Bono are going to merge together in one merger of douche-dom.

  3. “mmm…I don’t remember Victoria smelling this good. Oh right, that’s my nuts”

  4. Looking for work already… oh, wait. The Home Depot Center is an arena, isn’t it?

  5. Jason

    “Mmmm, that’s a tasty booger.”

  6. Leather Balls

    Can’t wait to see how his tattoos will look in a few years

  7. Taste’s spicy.

  8. ThisWillHurt

    Aw, he wants us to believe he’s thinking. How cute!

  9. Toe Jam

    “Hmmmm…a GoldenPalace tattoo across my forehead would look really good”

  10. Bigalkie

    David..Try and look perplexed!

  11. What could he possibly be doing in Home Depot to look like that? Converting Fahrenheit to Celsius in his head?

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “Which one of these Home Depot workers do I choose to carry my stuff to my car…”

  13. Mama Pinkus

    I do not understand the appeal of this guy – his is fucking UGLY – reminds me of that Biggest Loser Bob Harper

  14. Jeff

    “Mmm…that’s why they call them the Spice Girls.”

  15. Phoenix

    “There’s a little black spot on the sun today.”

  16. “I’m gonna miss those Lakers cheerleaders…”

  17. Hmmmmm mahogany or walnut, so many choices!!

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