1. JC

    “Now that I no longer play a police officer in the Special Victims unit, I can finally grow the child-molester ‘stache I’ve wanted for so long.”

  2. If he’s playing a pedophile in his next role, then Daniel Day Lewis has got nothing on him when it comes to “becoming” his character.

  3. EricLr

    What decade was this picture taken in?

  4. shonzie

    Where’s the blond Simon?

  5. pff

    Ryan Gosling – 2031

  6. Montana

    Wait… does this pizza come with “extra sausage”?

  7. The Royal Penis

    The only thing his new look is missing is a tacky gold chain around his neck.

  8. Buddy The Elf

    “It’ the Gold Trans Am over there, with the T-Top and Phoenix on the hood.”

  9. Wait, is he also in that Faded Gigolo movie?

  10. Even with him looking like a greasy used car salesman pornstar, I would so ride him like a show pony.

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “Here is some money. Tell your daughter Lindsay I hope she cleans up her act.”

  12. Mama Pinkus

    I hope the 70′s porn ‘stache is for a movie role?

  13. He’s awesome. Even with the pedo-stache.

  14. Phoenix

    I can’t wait to see which sport Will Ferrell is tackling in this movie.

  15. “Jeez, dude, thanks a lot, but this five dollars will hardly by anything more than coffee and a stale cookie.”

  16. “It’s detective Meloni now…….. and keep the change.”

  17. EZ-B

    “I’ll give you five bucks if you can tell me who I am….”

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