I salute her.

Looking very Sheen-y.

Not dead yet? AND pulling in women like this? WTF? Is he apprenticing Charlie Sheen now?

Well, at least he doesn’t molest me like dad.

She’s smiling because she gets the joke. Sadly, Corey is not joking.

Feldman must be a complete pro at knocking over ATMs to keep scoring trim like this. Maybe it’s the wacky disguises.

Pleeeease be heading out to an overindulging night out at the Viper Room.

I sadly know women like this

That idiot has been rockin’ this same bad goofy look for about 15 years and somehow he still has some hot chick in tow. Chicks are lame.

ugly 90′s shoes..

If I was really rich (is he? idk).. regardless, I would wear whatever the fuck I wanted whenever, like kids do. Because when you have money, you don’t have to worry what people think. Wait a sec.. I don’t have to worry what people think now?? Ummm hmmm yeah, changed my mind, looks like a lot of work just to look like a psychedelic matador.

30 SECONDS PRIOR:
COREY: “Look, I’ll give you $50.00 to let me pull you past these paparazzi. No, that’s my final offer, it’s money that should be going towards rent. No, I’m the OTHER Corey, the one that’s still alive. Of course, I’m sure.”

The only people who keep an unlit 100 in their mouths are bingo players and Corey Feldman.

Wow, this girl is SMOKING

Who says it doesn’t pay to sleep with aging pedophiles and chimpanzees?

Women *do* like a sense of humour.

Fish, there is a big difference between doing something and pulling it off. He may have some cash, some drugs and dressed like an asshole on Halloween, but he’s pulling nothing off. Except maybe whatever line he gave that hooker…

I admire the audacity of his wardrobe choices.

its obvious that russian girl really thinks charlie sheen will get her big job in big hollywood movie.

Judging from her outfit, and smile…Soviet mail order bride, is the only explanation.

I can’t believe he pulls trim l like this using the “Hey, I was in Goonies” line.

Nice shoes Buster Brown.. and how many roofies did you have to ply this chick with? She is miles out of your league.

I thought it was a Halloween photo at first. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.

She was so impressed by the story of a cop who bought shoes for a homeless man she decided to give charity to the next homeless person she saw. That’s when she ran into Corey Feldman.

WTF? He doesn’t have money. How is he getting these hookups?

he looks happy; rock on, Corey

There is nothing quite as inspiring as the sight of an aging deuchebag.

He is either great with investing his money or has a huge penis. There is literally no other explanation.

Some hookers have no pride.

Didn’t know the Girl Scouts also gave out merit badges for assisting the elderly .

No accounting for taste, but then again, prostitutes are very discerning when it comes to their clientele.

jessica beil?

You just know that underneath it all, there’s still a rat tail.

In what world….