Halle Berry in Sherman Oaks, CA. (December 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“Your Halle was valued at 56 million, but that’s market price. The economy is slow, she’s going to take forever to sell, I’ll have to build a display case, have her restored….you know, the crazy bitch market is down, too. Then there’s the auction house cut. Three years ago, hell, I’d give you 30 million.
I’ll give you 300 bucks for her.”
“She’s a normal client. She’s not crazy. She’s not crazy! Happy place…”
“mmmmm chocolate farts from heaven”
Michael Chiklis appears to really be enjoying himself
Mine was gonna be: “I hope you’re wearing a condom, Michael Chiklis, you don’t want to have babies with this one.”
Mine was something related to ‘The Thing’, but truth be told it never really came together properly.
HA! Yea… ‘Cause it can also mean penis.
Mine was gonna be about that weirdo that goes over to Asia and eats cat dicks and such.
sigh…I know I’m going to regret this…
So, what do you mean by that?
That guy on Travel Channel, I forget the name of his show, something like “Bizarre Eats” or something like that…
Mine was gonna be, “Poor Michael Chiklis. Did they cancel ‘Vegas’ already?”
Nothing like sunshine on a bald head on a chilly day.
Bitch, you can be banging Mr. Clean all damned day & night, you’re still a dirty, dirty whore!
He’s actually closing his eyes since he’s about to get the hell beat out of him!
of course VIC MACKEY BANGS HALLE BERRY FOR HER PROTECTION.
this is the face of a guy who just agreed to murder Gabriel Aubry for a lifetime of quickies from behind.
Halle: “Make me feel Goood!”
“Ah, Littlefinger, you can even provide a eunuch with the finest whores.”
“Don’t you worry, Ms. Berry. Just let that Olivier Q. Frogslegs try to fuck with ME!”
Apparently, “crazy” gives off a radiant, comforting warmth.
Billy Zane always trying to grab the lime light!
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