Seal performing in Paris. (December 2, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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It looks like the Seal dropped his ball.
“Dude, step back, I’m telling ya. When I let it out, its really big and its got a mind of its own.”
“seriously, smell my dick – it still has a bit of Heidi on it. I don’t wash often.”
“Heidi? Who needs Heidi when I can just bang the air! See?”
OH MAN! And to THINK, all my friends made fun of me for coming to see Seal. Boy are THEY gonna be jealous on Monday!!
The question is, “What service is he asking to be performed in Paris?”
“I, I’VVVVE, BEEN SHOT IN THE FACE BY A GUN…”
“Don’t focus on my face while I’m singing, focus on my dick.”
Touch my dick, Heidi!
Is that green nail polish?
“Hey, what color are your toenails?”
Is that other guy the Cum Whisperer?
“No seriously, blow me. Okay, okay…how about, just a little nibble”
“…and then Jon Hamm went like this…and the whole room went dark!”
“I’ve got a riddle for you. What’s big, brown, and in my pants.”
“Digested Mexican food?”
“Exactly! Why else would I be walking this way?”
“She was Cleopatra, huh? Well, this is my Caesar.”
“How is that Caesar?”
“Okay, it’s more like, ‘Seize-This.’ “
“I hear seals can balance balls on their noses. Is that true, and can you show us now?”
“You first, Frenchie.”
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