Sarah Jessica Parker with her daughter Tabitha in New York City. (December 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
How cute, mommy horsing around with her daughter.
For the win.
What a cute little foal!
“I need your soul!!!”
I’d say this is how she keeps from looking old, but then… it apparently isn’t working.
“Stop your whining or I’ll kick you with a hind leg!”
Has she not read the Onion’s report about the traume of horse bites among infants?
Using a Vulcan mind meld to suck the youth out of your kid for your own diabolical purposes is just wrong.
I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE APPLES!!!!!
She’s been reading the Alicia Silverstone parenting manual.
Not old enough to have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and hear Indie’s warning, poor Tabitha looks directly at the Angel of Death.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth mommie!
She learned some tricks from her role in Hocus Pocus.
Can you say, “PPPRRRRRRRRRRR?”
To be fair, the little girl does look like a carrot.
“See honey, if we have these cheek bones pulled back a little, it will knock months off of your face!”
The horse is carnivorous of course.
Someone tell her that sucking the souls out of children isn’t working. If not for her sake then think of the children!
You know how softcore porn directors use plants and soft focus to obscure bony protuberances? Normally I don’t like that sort of thing.
“If we pull your face DOWN, just like this, then you’ll look more like mommy and not like that lady that takes care of you every day.”
The Horse Whisperer
Pulling a Reverse Silverstone with the sugar cube her daughter nabbed off the table.
“Promise to never ever ever drive in a car with daddy behind the wheel.”
That must be the best placement of a Christmas Tree ever.
OMG Hocus Pocus was right! She does suck the souls from young children. Someone find the virgin, the talking cat, and his slutty soon to be girlfriend. We have to stop her before the sun comes up!
“Has Daddy been giving you some of his liquor again?!!!…Damn you, Broderick!!!”
“Here you go. Mommy chewed your cud for you today dear.”
All these comments and not a single Vigo joke? What happened to you internet?
Teaching the young one how to neigh.
No, Mommy not the tongue again!
Life force: sucked.
“Mommy! Your hurting my face!”
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