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  1. Diablo Dude

    Grease is still the word.

  2. catapostrophe

    It’s interactive. Viewers can dress up like masseuses and pretend Travolta is reaching for their junks.

  3. You know Travolta paid them for a replica…

  4. Could they gay this up a bit more?

  5. Elle Diabla

    Stellar job at capturing the gay!

  6. The wax hair looks way more realistic.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Even the wax version of Travolta wants to molest me.

  8. Where's Dildo

    “Just a little further… almost have the penis…”

  9. EricLr

    You better shape up,
    ’cause I need a man
    and my heart is set on you!

  10. pavement_smear

    Finally! Travolta can get the massage he always wanted, and without an inconvenient lawsuit.

  11. Mr. Poop

    Not pictured: Wax figure of a masseuse in a towel, balls dangling under it

  12. Cold Turkey

    Travolta still uses grease.

  13. Not pictured: the dick that wax figure is reaching for

  14. Shorty80

    This is more lifelike than the large-headed man running around with Captain Terry’s Spray On Hair on his head.

  15. It seems the Ian Somerhalder anal rapist/ axe murderer glare is everywhere these days…

  16. [img]http://joronomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john-travolta-battlefield-earth.png[/img]

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    The wax figure is a better actor than the original.

  18. Dinosaurland

    That’s actually not a wax figure, he’s just walking around heavily airbrushed these days.

  19. Jeff

    Do the hand job baby!

  20. Well now we know who’s been doing John Travolta’s hair for the past few years.

  21. 805fatty

    i got chills and they’re multiplying… from seeing this

  22. Bend over and I’ll give you a big surprise!

  23. Madame Tussaud’s usually has much more accurate likenesses than this one. The lips on the figure look like they’ve been overworked sucking on…OH, WAIT!…never mind.

  24. Officelinebacker

    It’s funny this was when women thought they might actually get to sleep with John Travolta.

  25. Natty Ice

    The figures looks like a cross between a young John Travolta and Dracula…and that he doesn’t want to just suck blood…

  26. EZ-B

    Even the wax version is excited to be at Madame Tussauds. Reason? Lots of closets.

  27. What?… Where?… Wax?

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