1. Looks like he rolled into LAX just in time to make it to his shift at the 7-Eleven.

  2. Trying desperately to keep the balloon in his ass.

  3. JimBB

    Look, I would love to talk. But I’ve got about a dozen condoms full of coke to shit out….so…

  4. Nice Uncle Pants, Tom.

  5. Is the tag end of his belt threaded into his fly?

  6. Margaret

    Rbbgl dibbrbb fer gibb DIDBBBLIt shibbll!

  7. Don Draper's Dad

    Where to, pal?

  8. Still alive, eh? Didn’t see that coming.

  9. cc

    Party at Rob Ford’s? Count me in!

  10. Same size jeans I wore in high school, can ya’ believe it??

  11. Seize more blow.

  12. brick

    Sizemore needs moresize!

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