“Here son, try this on, it will go great with your raging Oedipal complex. And quit staring at mommy’s butt in the mirror.”
Dude looks like he is trying hard to concentrate from getting a boner. God, look at those tits.
“This shirt will cover it up, but make sure you wear tighter pants or you’ll be pitching a pup tent with it. Okay, a gay pup tent, if you insist, but a pup tent nevertheless. Mmmkay?”
Having a really bot mom would be weird. Having a hot sister was bad enough.
A bot mom? Is that like a robo mom? ;)
They aren’t as popular now due to anti-virus software, but they were all the rage once.
“Yeah, I like this one mom…it’ll look great wadded up at the foot of your bed”
He’s almost as pretty as she is.
his inner monologue, “don’t get a boner!, don’t get a boner!, don’t get a boner!”
It’s a muhfuckin’ t-shirt, for fuck’s sake. How much fitting does he actually need? Regain your dignity, cut the apron strings, Boner Boy!
Good point! It’s not like he’s being fitted for a tux. Do you suppose they go thru this song and dance when he gets new undershorts as well?
He’s trying real hard not to stare at her boobs.
“It will go perfectly when you wear mommy’s knitted thong.”
I thought the beach stuff was weird, but this shopping trip is even creepier. These two really need to get psychiatric help.
I just bought some drapes on-line that look just like her dress. They cost me $32.42, I bet her dress cost 1000% more.
yes sweetie you’re prollyrite
He may have had a boner, but it was not because of her. That boy is sweeter than Kanye West.
This over 40 woman is even giving gay kids boners.
SHE STILL GOT IT.
She is a way over involved mom!! You do that kind of shit when the kid is 5!! No wonder he is gay!!
“you can motorboat AFTER you try this on.”
“Yes hunny, this will look great and make the girls go crazy…or guys…”
ok, I guess he is gay.
That’s not a tshirt. They’re in Louis Vuitton for fucks sake. Its probably a scarf. I mean, he is gay.
…and you just noticed they’re in Louis Vuitton, so I’m afraid I’ve got news for you.
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