superficial

  1. Frank Burns

    “Here son, try this on, it will go great with your raging Oedipal complex. And quit staring at mommy’s butt in the mirror.”

  2. Dude looks like he is trying hard to concentrate from getting a boner. God, look at those tits.

  3. “This shirt will cover it up, but make sure you wear tighter pants or you’ll be pitching a pup tent with it. Okay, a gay pup tent, if you insist, but a pup tent nevertheless. Mmmkay?”

  4. cc

    Having a really bot mom would be weird. Having a hot sister was bad enough.

  5. “Yeah, I like this one mom…it’ll look great wadded up at the foot of your bed”

  6. Cock Dr

    He’s almost as pretty as she is.

  7. shonzie

    his inner monologue, “don’t get a boner!, don’t get a boner!, don’t get a boner!”

  8. Satan's bitch

    It’s a muhfuckin’ t-shirt, for fuck’s sake. How much fitting does he actually need? Regain your dignity, cut the apron strings, Boner Boy!

  9. Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

    He’s trying real hard not to stare at her boobs.

  10. “It will go perfectly when you wear mommy’s knitted thong.”

  11. Kat

    I thought the beach stuff was weird, but this shopping trip is even creepier. These two really need to get psychiatric help.

  12. Wyatt

    I just bought some drapes on-line that look just like her dress. They cost me $32.42, I bet her dress cost 1000% more.

  13. Venom

    He may have had a boner, but it was not because of her. That boy is sweeter than Kanye West.

  14. dontkillthemessenger

    This over 40 woman is even giving gay kids boners.

    SHE STILL GOT IT.

  15. farting old man's wife

    She is a way over involved mom!! You do that kind of shit when the kid is 5!! No wonder he is gay!!

  16. “you can motorboat AFTER you try this on.”

  17. squishy

    “Yes hunny, this will look great and make the girls go crazy…or guys…”

  18. ok, I guess he is gay.

  19. hobnob

    That’s not a tshirt. They’re in Louis Vuitton for fucks sake. Its probably a scarf. I mean, he is gay.

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