1. Deacon Jones

    Shocker Winona Ryder is behind him trying to steal his wallet.

  2. JC

    That’s the look of a woman who’s always wanted to have cosplay sex with Hitler.

  3. Joe Blow

    Not to worry. I will find ze jewels, or my nom de plume is not Inspector Clouseau

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Your report has impressed the Führer. I appoint you commander of Paris Fashion Week.”

  5. Paddy McC

    8 year olds dude.

  6. Venom

    He really needs to get rid of the child molester mustache. Not a good look.

  7. cc

    You just know that when he is speaking to people and he’s not wearing that hat, that he flips his hair off his face in a truly foppish manner.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Everytime I see this guy, the first thing that comes to mind is Amber Alert.

  9. farting old man's wife

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???????? scared the living hell out of me!!!

  10. Shemp looks good in a mustache

  11. Quavis

    hey ooohh, how gay is this stache – ohhhhh

  12. If he knew 15 years ago how big a douche he would turn out to be, I bet he would’ve Cobained himself.

  13. I’ll say this as gently as I can:

    ***Just who, in the name of Zeus’s butthole, is that bizarre-looking mother fucker?***

  14. “Every RHCP is a re-invention of their sound. They are the ultimate rock and roll chameleons” – Nobody

  15. Contusion

    “Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.”

  16. me

    well someone is trying to make the emo-mosbter look happen…

  17. Vlood

    For the love of GOD, someone please tell me he is NOT wearing Uggs?

  18. ri

    Their music has moved more toward the mild green chili pepper variety.

  19. I used to think that as you get older, 90% of looking alright involved staying thin and fit. Now I know you can still fuck up in so, so many other areas.

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