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  1. Jam

    Someone told her Tom Cruise’s true sexuality

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm /  Reply /00
  2. mark m

    “Look Tom…THAT man is kissing a WOMAN!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm /  Reply /00
  3. alicebunny

    Since when did she go from looking like a man to looking my crazy Aunt Susie. She’s aged about 30 years!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Uncle Phil

    “…and then I say no you can’t have a juice box. You’ve already brushed your teeth. You wouldn’t the fit that happened. It’s like this every time he premiers a new movie. Poor little guy gets so would up.”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Trixie

    Off camera, assistant: “Open wide! Here comes the airplane!!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm /  Reply /00
  6. JC

    “Look at how bad my blowjob face has gotten! I never get to use it anymore!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:33 pm /  Reply /00
  7. McFeely Smackup

    No Katie, thetans are invisible…black microphones aren’t.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Grace

    “What do you mean, 4 more years of THIS?!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm /  Reply /00
  9. vitobonespur

    “…and then I was a Whopper flopper for 8 months, then I was made Assistant Manager. So I’m very good with customers and I know the difference between a chalupa and an enchirito. I can start Monday…”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /00
  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “The volcanoes of Teegee what? Get the fuck out of here!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:43 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Venom

    She still has time to leave Cruise and become a hot little sex kitten. Some new boobs, a new attitude and a smile and she would be awesome.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:47 pm /  Reply /00
  12. GuyLeDouche

    THAT’S what TCLTC means?

    Dec 20, 2011 at 6:19 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Eric

    You’d think she’d get tired of people throwing popcorn in her mouth, but no. She’s well trained.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 7:27 pm /  Reply /00
  14. BAHAH

    “How did Tom figure out my escape tunnel I’ve been digging for the past 5 years?!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 7:32 pm /  Reply /00
  15. squishy

    “And then I told him, if Xenu is in my head then you can go to…”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 8:20 pm /  Reply /00
  16. monkey

    “Get out…the Kardashian’s staged the whole thing…”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 10:24 pm /  Reply /00
  17. sonofsamadams

    So I walk in on those two and ask, “What the hell is the rubber fist for?” And Tom says, “I was punching the thetan out of Travolta’s ass.”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Mike701

    So I just figured that HE would have come out of the closet by now and I would have my career back.

    Dec 21, 2011 at 12:59 am /  Reply /00
  19. ohboyohboyohboy

    T-minus three months until I jump up and down on the couch on Opra…er, Ellen.

    Dec 21, 2011 at 10:19 am /  Reply /00
  20. jani

    She looks rough. She needs to wash the smudged mascara off her eyes and brush her hair.

    Dec 21, 2011 at 9:21 pm /  Reply /00
  21. EricLr

    John Travolta TOO?!?!?

    Dec 22, 2011 at 10:13 am /  Reply /00

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