1. Frank Burns

    Mariah finally decided to turn detective and investigate the disappearance of her career.

  2. I am wishing that she is wearing nothing under that trench coat. I would bang her with nothing but those boots and that hat on.

  3. “We must find Nick, kids. Go-go-gadget gaydar!”

  4. Cock Dr

    The more she covers the better she looks.

  5. cc

    If she was naked under there, I’d actually find this pic a bit exciting.

  6. whatsmyface

    Mariah Carey in Aspen, starving, freezing, and on the verge of committing a mass homicide.

  7. Venom

    She needs to cover up those tree trunks before someone chops them off to use for firewood.

  8. tlmck

    That coat hides a multitude of sins.

  9. Sandy

    Really, who wears that to Aspen in the winter. And, where’s the snow, I don’t think these pictures are of her in Aspen, maybe, Portland, Oregon, but not Aspen.

  10. Mariah Carey isn’t particularly pretty and I wouldn’t know any of her music even if she hand delivered all of her CDs. But there’s just something about her that gets my nuts in an uproar.

    I sit here looking at that get-up, and the whole time I’m imagining the fact that there just might not be anything under that coat.


  11. arnieblackblack

    You could hang that hat on the stiffy she gives me – boing!!!

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