The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.20.11

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell in Aspen. (December 19, 2011)
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  1. slippinx12

    How man squirrels must die, for her to look fly

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm /  Reply /00
  2. @BlackManUSAontwitter

    I see she has one of those new labia coats. That ones the Khloe.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm /  Reply /00
  3. cc

    Oh look, he’s got a little yuletide shirt on. I had one when I was a little boy too.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /00
  4. bdog821

    The name is Snake Plisken dammit!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Cock Dr

    It’s nice that they’re still together. Long term coupledom in Hollywood is so very rare.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /00
  6. McFeely Smackup

    “You look old!”
    “No, YOU look fucking OLD!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Joe Blow

    Snake: “Something old’s on my arm!!! Get it off, get it off!!!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Grace

    You know what? I like ‘em both. So I’ll pass. (I’m on the wrong site, am I right?)

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /00
  9. it had to be said

    Looks like a homeless couple arguing over who gets to sleep in the box.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:47 pm /  Reply /00
  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Remember Goldie Hawn? I used to be married to her ”
    “Yeah? What was she in?”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /00
  11. SIN

    They are not yelling at each other because they are upset. They have to yell because they are old and just can’t hear.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Any Guy

    bye bye mistah burton

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:47 pm /  Reply /00
  13. tlmck

    Dang it Goldie. I forgot to put my teef in again.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Johnny P!

    Goldie: I forgot my purse at the hotel!
    Kurt: I’m fine, thanks, but my back’s still a little stiff.
    Goldie: Lunch sounds like a good idea! Something soft?
    Kurt: It’s Tuesday, I’m pretty sure…
    Goldie: I SAID: “I THINK I LEFT SOMETHING SOFT IN MY PURSE FOR LU–” no, wait… what was I saying?
    Kurt: OK, HOT COCOA SOUNDS FINE, BUT NO SKIING!
    Goldie: Where are we again?

    Dec 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm /  Reply /00
  15. dontkillthemessenger

    Dammit Bitch! You’re face is still melting and it’s 20 degrees out here.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 6:20 pm /  Reply /00
  16. GuyLeDouche

    The original Colonel Jack O’Neil, Snake Plissken, Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China, and MacReady in the proper version of “The Thing”…Kurt is one cool guy. Only respect from here.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 6:23 pm /  Reply /00
  17. farting old man's wife

    Animal killer! Where is PETA when ya need them!!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 7:10 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Eric

    Now there’s a severe imbalance of coat buttons if I ever saw one.

    Dec 20, 2011 at 7:29 pm /  Reply /00
  19. TomFrank

    “Meryl! Come out, come out! You can’t hide from us and the Death Becomes Her sequel forever!”

    Dec 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Iveski

    Big Trouble with Old Vagina

    Dec 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm /  Reply /00
  21. vitobonespur

    “I didn’t say you were a dried up old Jew broad. I said your skin has lost some of it’s moisture and the hook is starting to show again on your nose.”

    Dec 21, 2011 at 2:43 am /  Reply /00
  22. Mirko

    A cool couple. Probably pissed at them paparazzi. Wish them all the best (no reason to not like them).

    Dec 21, 2011 at 5:44 am /  Reply /00
  23. Yagiska

    This is why I fucking hate Aspen.

    Dec 22, 2011 at 1:41 am /  Reply /00

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