1. slippinx12

    How man squirrels must die, for her to look fly

  2. @BlackManUSAontwitter

    I see she has one of those new labia coats. That ones the Khloe.

  3. cc

    Oh look, he’s got a little yuletide shirt on. I had one when I was a little boy too.

  4. bdog821

    The name is Snake Plisken dammit!

  5. Cock Dr

    It’s nice that they’re still together. Long term coupledom in Hollywood is so very rare.

  6. “You look old!”
    “No, YOU look fucking OLD!”

  7. Joe Blow

    Snake: “Something old’s on my arm!!! Get it off, get it off!!!”

  8. Grace

    You know what? I like ‘em both. So I’ll pass. (I’m on the wrong site, am I right?)

  9. it had to be said

    Looks like a homeless couple arguing over who gets to sleep in the box.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Remember Goldie Hawn? I used to be married to her ”
    “Yeah? What was she in?”

  11. SIN

    They are not yelling at each other because they are upset. They have to yell because they are old and just can’t hear.

  12. Any Guy

    bye bye mistah burton

  13. tlmck

    Dang it Goldie. I forgot to put my teef in again.

  14. Johnny P!

    Goldie: I forgot my purse at the hotel!
    Kurt: I’m fine, thanks, but my back’s still a little stiff.
    Goldie: Lunch sounds like a good idea! Something soft?
    Kurt: It’s Tuesday, I’m pretty sure…
    Goldie: I SAID: “I THINK I LEFT SOMETHING SOFT IN MY PURSE FOR LU–” no, wait… what was I saying?
    Kurt: OK, HOT COCOA SOUNDS FINE, BUT NO SKIING!
    Goldie: Where are we again?

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    Dammit Bitch! You’re face is still melting and it’s 20 degrees out here.

  16. GuyLeDouche

    The original Colonel Jack O’Neil, Snake Plissken, Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China, and MacReady in the proper version of “The Thing”…Kurt is one cool guy. Only respect from here.

  17. farting old man's wife

    Animal killer! Where is PETA when ya need them!!

  18. Now there’s a severe imbalance of coat buttons if I ever saw one.

  19. “Meryl! Come out, come out! You can’t hide from us and the Death Becomes Her sequel forever!”

  20. Big Trouble with Old Vagina

  21. “I didn’t say you were a dried up old Jew broad. I said your skin has lost some of it’s moisture and the hook is starting to show again on your nose.”

  22. Mirko

    A cool couple. Probably pissed at them paparazzi. Wish them all the best (no reason to not like them).

  23. Yagiska

    This is why I fucking hate Aspen.

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