How man squirrels must die, for her to look fly
I see she has one of those new labia coats. That ones the Khloe.
Oh look, he’s got a little yuletide shirt on. I had one when I was a little boy too.
The name is Snake Plisken dammit!
It’s nice that they’re still together. Long term coupledom in Hollywood is so very rare.
Yes, and you never hear about them causing trouble for anyone either, even the popos
“You look old!”
“No, YOU look fucking OLD!”
Snake: “Something old’s on my arm!!! Get it off, get it off!!!”
You know what? I like ’em both. So I’ll pass. (I’m on the wrong site, am I right?)
Looks like a homeless couple arguing over who gets to sleep in the box.
“Remember Goldie Hawn? I used to be married to her ”
“Yeah? What was she in?”
They are not yelling at each other because they are upset. They have to yell because they are old and just can’t hear.
bye bye mistah burton
Dang it Goldie. I forgot to put my teef in again.
Goldie: I forgot my purse at the hotel!
Kurt: I’m fine, thanks, but my back’s still a little stiff.
Goldie: Lunch sounds like a good idea! Something soft?
Kurt: It’s Tuesday, I’m pretty sure…
Goldie: I SAID: “I THINK I LEFT SOMETHING SOFT IN MY PURSE FOR LU–” no, wait… what was I saying?
Kurt: OK, HOT COCOA SOUNDS FINE, BUT NO SKIING!
Goldie: Where are we again?
Dammit Bitch! You’re face is still melting and it’s 20 degrees out here.
The original Colonel Jack O’Neil, Snake Plissken, Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China, and MacReady in the proper version of “The Thing”…Kurt is one cool guy. Only respect from here.
Animal killer! Where is PETA when ya need them!!
Now there’s a severe imbalance of coat buttons if I ever saw one.
“Meryl! Come out, come out! You can’t hide from us and the Death Becomes Her sequel forever!”
Big Trouble with Old Vagina
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