Given everything we know, given everything we DON’T know, given ANY possible actual reality…based on THIS photo ALONE, I’d strangely kinda like to have those lips around my penis. (obviously I mean The Boss)

Bruce looks kinda breasty in that pic but I hears that will happens to old man

I can forgive him for socializing with Gaga. But an ascot?

Good to see the ghost from Three Men and a Baby making an appearance.

This looks like it will be the best Tim Burton movie, ever!

Nothing says ” I’m a life committed fame whore “, like stopping to snap a picture with this ugly idiot. And.. You look like an old Jewish Queen.

Can we see more of GaGa’s sister? She’s way hotter.

Nothing like a game of Smear the Queer.

Is this trailer a Single-Wide?

When he moves his right hand up and down, she looks like she’s talking.

It looks like Dr Teeth is whoring out Janice to get the Electric Mayhem to open up for the E Street Band.

Is this a story of rising so high, or falling so low?

Terry Richardson ooooh so avant garde! Hey fuck face, Kmart sells those throw away cameras. Bet you a case of beers my photo’s are much better !

Do your photos (notice there’s no apostrophe?) include pictures of naked female celebs displaying tits? If so, then fucking post ‘em!

Nice Chola makeup you got there.

Oh come on, Bruce. You’re better that this.

Bruce breezily threw on a scarf before heading out the door, never imagining he’d run into a young Edgar Winter. Serendipity.

Neither Gaga nor Richardson deserve to be even breathing the same air as him. I suggest they both stop breathing immediately.

Which one is which?