“Cruel Intentions”

Entertaining the kid AND burning off unwanted sternum flab.

Push faster Del Torro!

For a moment I thought it was Peter Dinklage.

Her chest looks like a Klingon’s forehead.

I’d be screaming like that too if she was chasing me!

The world hasn’t been the same since she crawled out of that TV set and into our nightmares.

Arthur: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh! Sweet JESUS, it’s STILL after me! Why can’t I go any faster?”

I would call her “Wonkboobs” but there are no boobs.

..dafuck??? Tony Danza’s long hair and Goodwill sweater terrifies children…

The Hollywood Magicians can really work magic with this one.

He breastfed the sexy out of her.

“I used to eat there, but now it’s a wasteland! A WASTELAAAAAND!!!”

Jesus, if I was that kid I’d peddle my car faster.

You’re still a fat cow Selma, keep running

Selma Blair on the set of “The Grudge IV: The Ghost of Amy Winehouse Stole My Baby!”

Russell Brand’s nanny career is really taking off.

Skeletor had a sister? Who’da thunk it?

Hey, where’d the “zoom” go? What can I say? I’m a masochist.

what has happened here?! jaysus.

“Mommy ran out of diet drugs and the pharmacy is right down there…”

Her next gig will be a xylophone in a cartoon skeleton band.

I can’t believe today’s young women who run around showing off their breast bones…

I would nail her bony ass.

“Faster mommy I still smell that dirty dumpster !”

The veins between her tits are mirrored by the shape of her hairline.

Its a man!, baby!!