1. Leather Balls

    Phil Collins is looking good for his age.

  2. just here for the laughs

    That is the expression of a man whose clothes are way too tight.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “I told that idiot doctor to make my neck brace gayer. This isn’t going to work!”

  4. It’s finally separating from the mainland although it took at least 5 more years than I thought it would.

  5. lori

    Maybe if I buy a set of double E’s for my scrawny, 90 lb frame and throw a cheap, too tight sheer dress over them, people will finally notice me, and I can be famous in America because America just LOVES plastic tits and cheap, talentless bimbos.

  6. “Look at my leather jacket! I’m a real ruffian who will give you a proper thrashing with my shopping bag!… Away with you!”

  7. Allison Wunderland

    You can always spot a Chinese Crested by the tiny tuft of fur on the top of its head.

  8. Ruckus

    So he walked into a barber shop and said, “Gimme the Phil Collins.”

  9. Grafikman

    Pauly Shore can still afford a leather jacket?

  10. So…If I were to walk up and punch this guy in the face, fracturing his nose, would I be considered a Law breaker?

  11. Sir Sharts-A-Lot

    “I’ll bloody well turtle head if I want to!”

  12. Critical Cretan

    Uncircumcised Prick!

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