Jude Law in New York City. (December 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Phil Collins is looking good for his age.
That is the expression of a man whose clothes are way too tight.
“I told that idiot doctor to make my neck brace gayer. This isn’t going to work!”
It’s finally separating from the mainland although it took at least 5 more years than I thought it would.
Maybe if I buy a set of double E’s for my scrawny, 90 lb frame and throw a cheap, too tight sheer dress over them, people will finally notice me, and I can be famous in America because America just LOVES plastic tits and cheap, talentless bimbos.
“Look at my leather jacket! I’m a real ruffian who will give you a proper thrashing with my shopping bag!… Away with you!”
You can always spot a Chinese Crested by the tiny tuft of fur on the top of its head.
So he walked into a barber shop and said, “Gimme the Phil Collins.”
Pauly Shore can still afford a leather jacket?
So…If I were to walk up and punch this guy in the face, fracturing his nose, would I be considered a Law breaker?
Wa wa waaaaaaaah!
“I’ll bloody well turtle head if I want to!”
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