It’s like he’s in a competition with himself to keep out-douching himself.
Fur is about as much murder as ‘I was drunk’ is to rape.
Were you drunk when you wrote that?
john mayer, animal slayer,
used to be a player, now he can’t be gayer.
Bystander: “Do you know an animal was killed to make that coat?”
Mayer: “Yeah, but I didn’t know there were any witnesses… so now I’ll have to kill you, too.”
Is that the roadkill he hit on his way there?
You have to admire a guy who can make his own coat entirely out of conquered muff.
“Not to drop names, but the guys from ‘Duck Dynasty’ made this for me. That’s how cool I am.”
His raccoon coat is a wonderland.
Hey PETA, where’s the red paint?
The douche is loose.
Wow…that is uberdouchetastic. He has outdone himself this time!
This coat was made from the hair between North West’s eyes.
Rudolph got run over by a hipster…
His best friend is still bitter from losing a bet that Mayer couldn’t nail Katy Perry, so this time he handed Mayer that jacket and bet him he could not get laid in it.
He lost. Again.
A fur coat is à propos for him. Gross on gross.
Popping and locking like it’s 1985.
Like all the best fur trappers, he regularly climbs wondrous peaks
(Yes, it’s a reference to Katy Perry’s breasts)
“I’m done hunting wabbits.”
Whatever else he might be… I’m sure he’s spooged all over Katy Perry’s naked tits. So… Hats off to him.
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