I wouldnt think they would need a fluffer for an action movie, but this proves me wrong.
Now here’s some beefcake for ya bonky ole boy!
Mr. Van Damme prefers if you leave your beret on while administering fellatio.
This is my SW valentine?
Next year try harder. Try less ugly. Maybe just some flowers?
“OMG Danny Bonaduce, I’ve always wanted to give you a BJ!!”
“yes, I am Danny Bonaduce”
Apparently “Van Damme” is French (Walloon version) for “hillbilly face.”
Looks like Tom Hardy in Bronson
Could you imagine anything more embarrassing. Sideburns!
Oh Dear God…..it’s Mr. Straight To Video.
All those idiots are blocking his view of the playground.
Malcolm’s dad is looking ripped.
THIS MOVIE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO $.99 ONLY STORES!!!!!
Put down the crack pipe and step away from the caps lock key – you’re far too hyper and you’re gonna hurt yourself screaming like that.
Seriously, how embarassing for you if you think that’s 1) witty or 2) intimidating.
LOL!!!!! HE CALLED YOU A NERD!!!!!!!!!!
How embarrassing for him, getting his pic taken outside his favorite leather bar.
“What is a movie star? It is an illusion. It was everything I ever wanted to be, but it became a kind of shell, non? It was what made me famous and got me women. But it wasn’t real.”
He looks rough! He used to be such a hottie. All of the drugs and the 90 wives he’s had have really taken a toll on him.
Feel my my…my serpentine…grranagh!
Danny Bonaduce Life Coach!
Lemme guess, Welcome to the Jungle is a gay porno where the guys dont manscape
For the love of all things holy, would someone please hammer that bump on his forehead flat?!
He looks more like he’s on the set of ‘Welcum to the Bunghole.’
Suck it, Seagal!
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