superficial

  1. Bonky

    I wouldnt think they would need a fluffer for an action movie, but this proves me wrong.

  2. tendrils

    Mr. Van Damme prefers if you leave your beret on while administering fellatio.

  3. Cock Dr

    This is my SW valentine?
    Next year try harder. Try less ugly. Maybe just some flowers?

  4. “OMG Danny Bonaduce, I’ve always wanted to give you a BJ!!”
    “yes, I am Danny Bonaduce”

  5. it had to be said

    Apparently “Van Damme” is French (Walloon version) for “hillbilly face.”

  6. Looks like Tom Hardy in Bronson

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Could you imagine anything more embarrassing. Sideburns!

  8. Bane

    Oh Dear God…..it’s Mr. Straight To Video.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    All those idiots are blocking his view of the playground.

  10. Malcolm’s dad is looking ripped.

  11. BP

    THIS MOVIE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO $.99 ONLY STORES!!!!!

  12. cc

    How embarrassing for him, getting his pic taken outside his favorite leather bar.

  13. Deacon Jones

    “What is a movie star? It is an illusion. It was everything I ever wanted to be, but it became a kind of shell, non? It was what made me famous and got me women. But it wasn’t real.”

  14. He looks rough! He used to be such a hottie. All of the drugs and the 90 wives he’s had have really taken a toll on him.

  15. willie dixon

    Feel my my…my serpentine…grranagh!

  16. Bigalkie

    Danny Bonaduce Life Coach!

  17. Ismoss

    Lemme guess, Welcome to the Jungle is a gay porno where the guys dont manscape

  18. For the love of all things holy, would someone please hammer that bump on his forehead flat?!

  19. Senor Trout

    He looks more like he’s on the set of ‘Welcum to the Bunghole.’

  20. The Brown Streak

    Suck it, Seagal!

  21. Do_Freebird

    Danny Bonaduce is looking pretty good.

  22. Colostomy Bag

    Where’s Sherlock Homo’s pipe and deerstalker hat?

  23. CranAppleSnapple

    “Watley!”

  24. Lolli-Pop

    Van Damme body, Pedo face.

  25. He’s got her right where he wants her – on her SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES

  26. AnnaDraconida

    At least he’s still ripped. Makes Seagal look even more pathetic.

  27. His career has really fallen on hard times. Judging by this picture, he’s now Danny Trejo’s stunt double.

  28. tlmck

    It’s bad news when a photog has to get that close and use a zoom lens.

  29. dontlooknow

    Danny Bonaduce has a new girlfriend!

  30. Steelerchick

    The “Muscles from Brussels” looks like a 70′s porn star.

  31. Mike Hockhurtz

    Ernest gets a BJ?

  32. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “I can’t zoom in any more! IT IS WHAT IT IS!” – Photographer

  33. Sliver

    Oh my god…yeah that’s all.

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