Fucking Mexicans are taking all our jobs!
Real mexicans have real knives. and they don’t have a jacket or a tie.
Don’t shoot, essai!
I know Mexican judo… judon’t know if I have a gun or a knife.
“Patches? I don’t need no stinkin, patches!”
You deserve an internet hug, good sir.
Machete don’t text.
Wanna buy some peeeectures of my seeester?
Go ahead… you laugh at him.
Just as I thought…he’s white underneath!
Danny Trejo showing his Mormon Temple Garment underwear in a sign of good faith.
Showing everyone the knives he smuggled past the TSA.
I dressed myself!
Somebody bought his last bag of oranges.
When did they start making bullet-proof jackets in white?
Danny Trejo comes from a dark past. And he made it out alive to help other people do the same. In doing so, he got his first movie role. The guy is a fucking bad ass and all you pussies wouldn’t have the balls to say this stuff to his face. I’ve met him twice now and he’s fucking awesome :-) go Danny!
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