1. Fucking Mexicans are taking all our jobs!

  2. mickey B

    Real mexicans have real knives. and they don’t have a jacket or a tie.

  3. it had to be said

    Don’t shoot, essai!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I know Mexican judo… judon’t know if I have a gun or a knife.

  5. “Patches? I don’t need no stinkin, patches!”

  6. nick

    Machete don’t text.

  7. Bigalkie

    Wanna buy some peeeectures of my seeester?

  8. Go ahead… you laugh at him.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Just as I thought…he’s white underneath!

  10. Cold

    Danny Trejo showing his Mormon Temple Garment underwear in a sign of good faith.

  11. Showing everyone the knives he smuggled past the TSA.

  12. Starlet Cohanson

    I dressed myself!

  13. Somebody bought his last bag of oranges.

  14. Hugh Jazz

    When did they start making bullet-proof jackets in white?

  15. Frankie

    Danny Trejo comes from a dark past. And he made it out alive to help other people do the same. In doing so, he got his first movie role. The guy is a fucking bad ass and all you pussies wouldn’t have the balls to say this stuff to his face. I’ve met him twice now and he’s fucking awesome :-) go Danny!

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