superficial

  1. bdog821

    She’s got a huge rack for a short girl! Must be really cold too.

  2. it had to be said

    Her tits are bigger than her husband!

  3. What’s the Dowager Dinklage got strapped to her chest? A BabyBjorn in case Peter gets sleepy?

  4. Johnny P!

    It’s sweet of her to carry his “separation anxiety cage” with her when’s she’s off to meet the girls for a drink.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And yet it looks like if you sat behind him at the pictures you wouldn’t be able to see a damn thing.

  6. EricLr

    Look who’s all pissed off that he got married before he hit it big and realized he could do better.

  7. cc

    They moonlight as shoplifters…he pretends to be a colicy baby while she stuffs things in her clothes. They have yet to perfect their technique.

  8. Deacon Jones

    He’s just so trendy!!!

    I just want to squeeze his head and throw him into traffic!

  9. Bigalkie

    ” Mommy, thanks for the Leonardo costume. Next Halloween, I wanna be Donatello”.

  10. He managed to do what every boy his height has dreamed of doing: he married a living, walking tree house.

  11. Ismoss

    He got out of the papoose when he saw the photographers.

  12. The Brown Streak

    “I swear I saw Verne Troyer around here somewhere. If I find him near my wife’s tits again, I’ll fuckin’ kill him. Say, what’s that slurping sound?”

  13. Clown Shoes

    “I don’t like this.” “Are you sure no one can see my booster seat?”

  14. Mike701

    They must have gotten her boob job at one of those box stores.

  15. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    A Lannister always pads his vests.

  16. vandinz

    Is it her turn to do the school run?

  17. Cool Ranch

    Mini me my ass

  18. Roller Coaster

    Two man enter one man leave

  19. Those curbs must be exhausting.

  20. dontlooknow

    What’s with the square boobs?

  21. cutthecrap

    That’s the face of a woman who finally realized how pissed she is for marying a hairy Chuckie Doll.

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