What’s with the Spock eyebrows?
He’d exhausted all his other avenues for looking like a doucheclown.
I’ll thee you at the magic convention! I can’t wait to thee Crith Angel.
I doubt he’ll see Chris Angel, but I’m sure he’ll feel the throbbing cock plunging in and out of his gaping asshole.
Nice eyebrows, cocksucker. Literally.
I can’t imagine where the gay rumors came from…look, even he is surprised.
“He desires your large yet tender muscles….”
Eu de DoucheBag
By the Situation….
I BET HE WOULD LOVE TO HELP JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAME’S ASSISTANT OUT DOWN IN PUERTO RICO!
Please stop posting in caps lock. That means you are either shouting or too stupid to properly use a computer.
YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID. AND I AM YELLING.
He’s hoping someone can conjure up some magic or sorcery that’ll make his shit taper agin.
Yeah, the eyebows are gay.
You’re sure it was empty?…Will you now please …open the closet!
Jeez, there wasn’t ONE magician there who could make him disappear?!?!?
there’s something different about his face (other than the brows)
He had his eyes done, also steroids.
“Dude. Would a gay guy wear a hat like this? Seriously, bro”
He is so ugly. I can’t even stand it… he’s hideous, inside and out.
Gives his boyfriend a place to aim
Ice Ice Gaily
Look: Blue Santorum™ by The Situation
Looks like he’s made of spare parts.
“I’m not gay, alright? GTL, gym tan laundry Bitches. Just maybe more laundry than normal” Serious evil face “I’m mad they called me gay, look at me I’m serious. Gays are never serious”
Unless they’re seriously gay
He’s trying to levitate so he can feel that fist behind him in his ass.
Smells like cock all up in here!!!!!
Magic convention… and he’s not gay.. really?
“For my next trick—no, siddown Joey, I don’t mean you, I’m talkin’ magic here—for my next trick…”
A magic convention is a good place to do tricks.
Tom: I submitted, the page refreshed, and there it was, your superior version of the ‘trick’ pun. Props.
He’s still confused as to where all that money is stored behind his ear.
My gaydar is going off big time.
Nothing worse than an angry gay man
Is he going to pull a dildo out of thin air? Or out of his ass?
That’s it, if smegma like this can make it famous, anyone can.
I smell knob cheese
A douche bag says what?
Whattup yo? I’d pose with a normal face, but there’s a situation with the gerbil in my rectum right now.
He aspires to be Pauly Shore.
“Watch me pull a douchbag outta my hat!”
He finally got a nose job!!!
Holy shit, who the fuck is this? Looks like a reject from Menudo circa 1992. There’s just too much wrong with this, words fail me/
Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Pauly Shore?
Men (this does not include douche-rocket pictured above) do NOT overpluck. God no. Hair is instrumental to your breeding success. Yes?
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The Situation at the Magic Convention at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (February 13, 2012)