Cock Mc Carpetmunch pointing out the latest notch on the oool’ bedpost
EXACTLY the caption I was thinking. :)
The flames were as red as her hair.
Looks like he got his dentures in crooked.
“And they call ME , ‘Dyke’!”
“Check out her expression; ironically, that was also Julie Andrew’s O-face!”
Is this what I look like when I’m constipated?
“I’d do her!”
I understand now. Don Zaloog is Dick Van Dyke.
“Bagged the real thing 50 years ago!”
Googling Dick Van Dyke on Urban Dictionary now…o m g!
Did her in the ass!
naw- too old!
Can ya’ believe this shit?
Did her in the ass. You know… before it was fashionable.
“…hung like a horse!”
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Dick Van Dyke at the premiere of 'Saving Mr. Banks' at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, CA. (December 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN