superficial

  1. She’s following the lesbian playbook to the letter. There’s no gaydar required here.

  2. Heywood Jablomie

    I wondered what Brian Urlacher was up to these days.

  3. snide

    Bi-Curious would be a far more accurate event name.

  4. chaz

    I fucking hate Guy Fieri.

  5. When Anne Burrell makes the final gallery you know it’s a sparse day.

  6. ElPolloDiablo

    How many muppets must die so overweight, lesbian, bleached, bespiked chefs can wear fur gloves?

    Muppet is murder!

  7. We’ll at least now I know what epicurious means. I remember when Ellen came out as epicurious, too.

  8. Flatliner

    Boy, Billy Idol has really gone soft.

  9. Blanka’s fight endorsement contracts were so lucrative he was eventually able to afford the skin replacement surgery he’d always dreamed of. Unfortunately, most never really accepted him as human.

  10. journalschism

    “And at some point midway through the Broncos second Super Bowl win, Elway felt something stirring inside him. And that something was a desire to be a woman. It’s a secret he would hold onto for years. Until now…”

  11. The gloves and scarf are made from muppets who didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street .

  12. I know she looks like a dude, but I love her.

  13. Bubba

    Jesus, Ke$ha really let herself go to shit.

    …sorry. Even more shit.

  14. PassingTrue

    Clams! It’s whats for dinner.

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