“Have you ever tried cocaine?”
In a few years you could be the next Lindsay Lohan or young Drew Barrymore. Smile, sky’s the limit.
“So it’s understood…if you are hot when you turn 18, I get first dibs.”
That’s horribly brilliant.
I have to nominate this for a MIP spot. Brilliant and disturbing.
Are we supposed to pretend he really would wait until 18?
I thought this was an old picture of Paul Walker and his girlfriend.
“You don’t think my haircut is stupid, do you?”
“Piss off and stop pretending to be nice to me. I’m on the way up and I refuse to let you and your career bring me down”.
“Try not to react but they’re planning to kidnap you and force you to play the princess from “Brave” at Disneyland”
I don’t know what he’s saying, but since it’s Colin Farrell, it’s safe to assume she just learned the “F” word.
“This is the moment when your life begins its hellish spiral into drugs and depression….Welcome to Hollywood”
I am just going to move on from this photo…
“In one of pockets is an Almond Joy.”
Would you like to play Turkeyfoot?
“when you get get older I’ll teach you what a dp is, little lady.”
“Are you familiar with the works of Vladimir Nabokov… Roman Polanski?… No?… We’ll talk later.”
“Intoxicating. There’s nothing quite like the scent of a redhead.”
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