1. “Have you ever tried cocaine?”

  2. Mohawk Disco

    In a few years you could be the next Lindsay Lohan or young Drew Barrymore. Smile, sky’s the limit.

  3. Farkwad

    “So it’s understood…if you are hot when you turn 18, I get first dibs.”

  4. I thought this was an old picture of Paul Walker and his girlfriend.

  5. “You don’t think my haircut is stupid, do you?”
    “Piss off and stop pretending to be nice to me. I’m on the way up and I refuse to let you and your career bring me down”.

  6. Swearin

    “Try not to react but they’re planning to kidnap you and force you to play the princess from “Brave” at Disneyland”

  7. I don’t know what he’s saying, but since it’s Colin Farrell, it’s safe to assume she just learned the “F” word.

  8. “This is the moment when your life begins its hellish spiral into drugs and depression….Welcome to Hollywood”

  9. I am just going to move on from this photo…

  10. Dougie Fresh

    “In one of pockets is an Almond Joy.”

  11. Michael

    Would you like to play Turkeyfoot?

  12. anti

    “when you get get older I’ll teach you what a dp is, little lady.”

  13. “Are you familiar with the works of Vladimir Nabokov… Roman Polanski?… No?… We’ll talk later.”

  14. “Intoxicating. There’s nothing quite like the scent of a redhead.”

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